Height of Baniyagiri

Wed 15 Jun 2005, 1348 hrs

Riaz sent me this message about a baniya today (I belong to this community. Supposedly old time traders known for their miserly instincts!).

Q: How often do you have sex?
Baniya: Alternate days
Q: Why??? (puzzled at the fixed time table!)
Baniya (With a sad expression): Kay kare bhaaya. Ek din to condom sukhane mein hi lag jaave hai.

-S